Johannes Becht
The word 'woman' is derogatory, woke leftists say
What sounds about wrong can never be right. Or have you ever heard of a "persondate"? No, we are not talking about two people going on a...
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Johannes Becht
- Jan 18
- 4 min
"Sophisticated Parrot": What ChatGPT claims to be - and what it isn't
We asked ChatGPT to write a satire article about ChatGPT. And ChatGPT got to work.
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Johannes Becht
- Jul 3, 2022
- 1 min
Narcissist & Self-Checkout: 'Choose the best-looking Cashier'
"Self-checkouts are a breeding ground for narcissists," Dr. Real Cool, who studied at Harvard.
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Clay Jacobs
- Jun 19, 2022
- 1 min
0-32 Basketball Team builds house for Fired Coach
As a result of the lackluster performance from his team this season, McMurphy has
been terminated effective immediately.
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Johannes Becht
- Jun 3, 2022
- 2 min
Amber Heard changes name to Heart for more empathy
Apparently, Amber Heard is becoming Amber Heart.
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Johannes Becht
- May 31, 2022
- 2 min
George W. Bush warns Putin: 'Invading is terrible idea!'
"Invading Ukraine is such a terrible idea, because his army will be even more destroyed than my last workout."
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Johannes Becht
- May 20, 2022
- 2 min
War in Ukraine: Russia develops Tank that runs on Vodka
Reports of soldiers selling fuel for a bottle of vodka are likely to have influenced the leadership's decision.
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Clay Jacobs
- May 17, 2022
- 2 min
British Man on business trip finds new love for “Fish & Chips”
“I asked for 'fish and chips,' stated Worthington. “I have absolutely no idea what was said in return."
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Clay Jacobs
- May 8, 2022
- 1 min
Oklahoma Doomsday Preppers frenzy-buy Toilet Paper
“Now listen, me stockpiling toilet paper and other “ass-sentials” should be the least of
your concerns regarding the shortage."
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Clay Jacobs
- May 8, 2022
- 1 min
Pres. Biden promotes Colonel Sanders to Chief of Military
Biden: “The friedness, and the, um, the, the thing... it just all makes sense to me. He’s the man for the job.”
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Clay Jacobs
- May 6, 2022
- 1 min
'Person of the Year' unqualified for Fast Food job
Coming off a recent stint as a Papa John's pizza delivery man, 2006 Person of the Year
Jimmy Rickets is seeking new employment.
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Johannes Becht
- May 4, 2022
- 1 min
Top 10 festivals for 2023
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Johannes Becht
- May 4, 2022
- 1 min
College season kicks off
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