Clay Jacobs | Staff Writer
"Gimme the heat, Daddy!
Blast that b****!"
Clay Jacobs - also known as Daddy DeepPockets - is a staff writer for Morning News Tonight. Jacobs' quick-witted humor as well as his enormous hands are only surpassed by his extraordinary skills at selling moving services to clueless first-time homeowners (his day job).
When he's not moonlighting as a staff writer for Morning News Tonight, you can find him drinking 3 cups of coffee before bed and fantasizing about working for a legitimate news source.
Jacobs has a degree in Gender Studies because his former girlfriend told him to do so. Now, he is gay.
Check out his personal website www.buymyshit.com and don't forget to follow him on Truth Social.