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Johannes Becht
Mar 24, 20243 min read
The Misadventures of Hank: In Search of the Elusive Five Guys Burgers
With his stomach grumbling and his taste buds tingling in anticipation, Hank embarked on his quest. By Johannes Becht
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Johannes Becht
Nov 6, 20233 min read
Trying to make ends meat: Teacher takes job at chicken processing plant
This Oklahoma teacher bumped up her eggucation.
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Johannes Becht
Nov 3, 20233 min read
European extremist pushes to rename 'footwear' to 'meterwear'
"I couldn't stand the thought of Americans using 'foot' as a unit of measurement for something you put on your feet."
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Johannes Becht
Nov 3, 20232 min read
From 'Netflix & Chill' to 'Netflix & Drill': How to get online drill instructor certification
"Who knew that yelling at a screen could be so therapeutic?" he chuckled.
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Johannes Becht
Jul 3, 20221 min read
Narcissist & Self-Checkout: 'Choose the best-looking Cashier'
"Self-checkouts are a breeding ground for narcissists," Dr. Real Cool, who studied at Harvard.
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Johannes Becht
Jun 3, 20222 min read
Amber Heard changes name to Heart for more empathy
Apparently, Amber Heard is becoming Amber Heart.
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Clay Jacobs
May 17, 20222 min read
British Man on business trip finds new love for “Fish & Chips”
“I asked for 'fish and chips,' stated Worthington. “I have absolutely no idea what was said in return."
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Clay Jacobs
May 6, 20221 min read
'Person of the Year' unqualified for Fast Food job
Coming off a recent stint as a Papa John's pizza delivery man, 2006 Person of the Year
Jimmy Rickets is seeking new employment.
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