Johannes Becht
Trying to make ends meat: Teacher takes job at chicken processing plant
This Oklahoma teacher bumped up her eggucation.
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Johannes Becht
- Nov 3
- 3 min
European extremist pushes to rename 'footwear' to 'meterwear'
"I couldn't stand the thought of Americans using 'foot' as a unit of measurement for something you put on your feet."
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Johannes Becht
- Nov 3
- 2 min
From 'Netflix & Chill' to 'Netflix & Drill': How to get online drill instructor certification
"Who knew that yelling at a screen could be so therapeutic?" he chuckled.
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Johannes Becht
- Jul 3, 2022
- 1 min
Narcissist & Self-Checkout: 'Choose the best-looking Cashier'
"Self-checkouts are a breeding ground for narcissists," Dr. Real Cool, who studied at Harvard.
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Johannes Becht
- Jun 3, 2022
- 2 min
Amber Heard changes name to Heart for more empathy
Apparently, Amber Heard is becoming Amber Heart.
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Clay Jacobs
- May 17, 2022
- 2 min
British Man on business trip finds new love for “Fish & Chips”
“I asked for 'fish and chips,' stated Worthington. “I have absolutely no idea what was said in return."
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Clay Jacobs
- May 6, 2022
- 1 min
'Person of the Year' unqualified for Fast Food job
Coming off a recent stint as a Papa John's pizza delivery man, 2006 Person of the Year
Jimmy Rickets is seeking new employment.
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